From Flint:  (Thanks Mirandasuzanne!)

Survey for Pets
WHAT TYPE OF PET ARE YOU?:	Doggie!
WHAT BREED ARE YOU?:	My dad says “Australian Shepherd” and my mom says Mutt.
WHAT IS YOUR NAME?:	Flint… or No?  I think Flint.
MALE OR FEMALE?:	I’m a boy dog.
LONG OR SHORT HAIRED?:	Long and fluffy, and scratchy.
WHAT NICK NAMES DO YOU HAVE?:	Flint-stone, Flint-dog, C’mere, and &#$hole.
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?:	They are some parts brown, and some parts blue.  I know because everyone always tells me.
HOW OLD ARE YOU?:	1 year old and almost another year.
HOW LONG AS YOUR OWNER HAD YOU?:	Since I was too little to be alone, and I cried all the time.
HOW MANY OWNERS DO YOU HAVE?:	Always two.   Mom used to be home all day every day.  Now I have to stay in my room all day, but  dad comes home and plays with me.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TOY?:	My rope!  Tug is more fun than Fetch!!
WHERE DO YOU SLEEP?:	In my room!  Unless dad is out of town, and then Mom wants company.  This only happened twice EVER.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPOT IN THE HOUS/OUTSIDE?:	I like to lie on the floor next to mom and dad when they’re watching the noisy square.  Or in the bathroom when it’s hot out.
DO YOU ALWAYS WALK OR ARE YOU CARRIED?:	I think mom picks me up sometimes, but I’m pretty big.  I get a little scared.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TREAT?:	Anything the cat has!  Don’t give it to the cat, I will do tricks!!
DRY OR WET FOOD?:	Dry food.  I don’t get people food.  Unless it falls on the floor.  I stare at the floor REALLY closely when they are doing people food things.
ARE YOU POTTY TRAINED?:	I only do my things outside.  I did it inside the house one time when dad ignored me for so long I couldn’t hold it.  I felt so bad, but dad knew it was his fault and he wasn’t mad.
YES & NO
ARE YOU NEUTERED?:	Yeah, they took my goodies.
DO YOU HAVE OR HAVE HAD CHILDREN?:	Nope!
ARE YOU SOCIAL?:	Everyone is my friend.  I like to meet new people, they are my friend!
DO YOU LIVE WITH OTHER ANIMALS?:	I eat the cat.  I chew on his head.  He is little, and fast, but I catch him and then eat him.
DO YOU LIKE GOING OUTSIDE?:	Outside is the best place.  I don’t know why we need inside.  I like to run with the other dogs.  Except Cinnamon, she is a bad dog.
DO YOU LIKE WATER?:	I like to swim in the lake!  I will jump in with anyone!  But I don’t care for baths.  They kinda suck.
DO YOU WEAR A COLLAR?:	Yeah.  It’s ok.  It means I get to go for walks.
DO YOU EAT ANYTHING OTHER THEN PET FOOD?:	If you leave something in my room at bed time, I will eat it.  I will take out all the white insides.  And I eat the cat.
DO YOU SHED?:	Um.  I leave my fluffy long fur on the floor.  Then mom takes out the noisy suck-monster.  She says it’s my fault.
HOW MUCH DOES MOMMY AND/OR DADDY LOVE YOU?:	Dad says I’m his buddy, and I’m the best dog.  Mom only loves me when no one is looking, but I know she loves me tons.  Even when she says, “I hate you.”… I can tell she’s joking.